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Kigicho Surokaki (鈴木喜次郎, Suzuki Kijirō) is the identical twin brother of Ichigo Kurosaki, who came into existence as a response by the universe to correct Ichigo's flaws. However, there was an error during production, and he ended up becoming intensely incompetent.
Kigicho looks exactly like Ichigo, except all of his features now exude an air of stupidity. He is frequently seen wearing his underwear as an exquisite tennis bracelet.
Kigicho's stupidity is so intense that it has been viewed as a form of "super genius". His brain expanded to such a point that his brain's cells spread too far apart, resulting in his deep incompetence. He speaks a language resembling human speech, but slurred to the point of incomprehensibility. His only way of communicating with others is to slap himself on the rear, at which point he will suddenly speak in an eloquent, almost Asgardian manner of speech.
He was the focus tester for 2006's Sonic the Hedgehog as well as 2013's Ride to Hell: Retribution.
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more: it is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."
Powers & AbilitiesEdit
Pitiful Spiritual Power: Kigicho's power is so minimal that even Yamcha would struggle to find any difficulty facing him. He hasn't the ability to use Kido, nor does he have the strength to muster even one Getsuga Tensho. One wonders why he even tries at all.
Sissy Hakuda: Kigicho possesses a style of Hakuda one could only describe as being "Napoleon Dynamite-esque". He flails about in a way that has actually earned him a number of victories, not because of skill, but because his opponents either collapse from laughter or walk away out of pity.
Tsuki Koroshi (月殺し, "Mooning Slay" in Japanese): like Ichigo, Kigicho's Zanpakuto is a constant-release type, and has no release command.
- Shikai Special Ability: Tsuki Koroshi takes the form of a long, purple object with two circular orbs at its base. It has no real abilities save for melee combat, and even then the opponent will have usually died of laughter from the sight of the weapon, which apparently bears a strong resemblance to something else entirely.
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